Bathroom Mirror

I wish I were your bathroom mirror, oh apple of my eye

For then each morn at crack of dawn, your beauty I could spy

To look upon your lovely smile while on your teeth you brush

And know for sure I’d turn away ’til toilet you did flush

But now I see why it couldn’t be, my precious buttercup

For when your robe did hit the floor . . .

I’d go to pieces that’s for sure . . .

And bad I’d feel if you were stuck . . .

with seven years of dreadful luck ! ! !

AMANDA McDOOGLE

AMANDA McDOOGLE HAS FOUR HUNDRED HATS

MORE THAN ONE FOR EACH DAY OF THE YEAR

WHETHER RIDING TO WORK OR JUST SITTING IN CHURCH

HATS ARE ALWAYS A PART OF HER GEAR.

A CHEF’S HAT FOR THE KITCHEN, A CAP FOR THE BATH

A SOMBRERRO FOR WORK IN THE SUN

ALTHOUGH MOST OF HER HATS ARE MOST PURPOSEFULLY WORN

THERE’S A FEW THAT SHE’LL DON JUST FOR FUN

NOW OF ALL OF THE HATS THAT SHE KEEPS ON HER SHELF

THERE IS ONE THAT SHE’S PURPOSED TO SAVE

IT’S A DELICATE BLACK VELVET CHESINGTON CAP

SHE’S DECIDED TO WEAR IN THE GRAVE.

420 Highland Hill

 

These are all three shots of the northwest corner of the property. The first one is the closest to the same shot as the “after” shown immediately below.

One of the things I was most proud of is that we did not haul away any material. It was all cut up rather small and distributed as a somewhat crude mulch.

This is the front of the house. Hidden behind the fire hydrant was a 3′ tall multi branched pine tree stump that was over 1′ in diameter.

Not only did I cut the “weed” trees and shrubs, but I also pulled a lot of the tall weeds and then edged the steps of the main entry.

The south side looked pretty bad, but was a lot easier to clean up. The shrubs hanging over the fence on the right were growing from the neighbors so I did not remove them, I only trimmed them back.

The pictures don’t do justice for what was accomplished. Still, all of this was done in about four hours time.

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Three Lovely Ladies

Three lovely ladies

Were sitting in the park.

One of them had locks of gold

Another’s hair was dark.

The third one’s flowing trusses

kind of brown, yet kind of red.

Could more precisely be described

If she had turned her head

But there was no mistaking it

With long and flowing hair

These three lovely ladies

Had the means to make men stare.

Now truth be told I was surprised

Not just a little when . . .

These lovely ladies rose to leave

And I discovered they were men!

Weed Free Gardening

This is one of the most exciting documents I have written because it describes a way to garden virtually weed free . . . and yet in a completely organic way.

In order to simplify my idea, let’s break down our soil into two segments. The first segment will be the small amount of soil that we use to actually germinate our seeds.
The second segment of soil is all of the rest of it that we use to grow out our plants.

Now before I begin, let me point out how important it is that our growing soil does contain micro-organisms. These organisms include worms, beneficial bacteria, beneficial fungi, as well as the eggs and larva of beneficial insects.  It is much like the beneficial yeasts and bacteria that live in our digestive tract and that we can’t live without.

In our first segment, the soil where we will germinate our seeds, we are going to sterilize our soil and kill everything in it. This is similar to how when a baby is first born and has not yet had a chance to build up these beneficial organisms in their digestive system. Having this segment of your soil sterilized, helps to protect  your seeds and seedlings in their first earliest days.  The most effective method of sterilizing a  small portion of your soil is through solar heat. This is where you utilize the rays of the sun to heat your soil until all micro-organisms have been killed.  The simplest way to do this is to build a small solar oven.  By covering your soil with plexi-glass and using mirrored surfaces to reflect additional sunlight down on your soil, surprising temperatures can be achieved.

With a portion of our soil removed(or sectioned off) and sterilized (enough to create small germination rows), the remainder of our soil will be “treated” with a pre-emergent weed control.  The best product on the market today for this purpose is corn gluten which is an all organic by product of the corn milling process that helps prevent seeds from germinating successfully. This product will not kill any existing weeds, but when used properly it is found to be very effective at preventing new weeds from sprouting and growing.  Incidently, corn gluten is an 9-0-0 organic nitrogen fertilizer.

Now here is one suggested way that we can put the two together. We would lay out our garden area and determine what small portion of our soil will be sterilized and used for germinating seeds.  The remainder of our space (soil) will be treated thoroughly to prevent weeds from germinating. In the larger growing area, we can plant starts (tomatoes, peppers, cabbage) as you always would.  When we want to plant something from seed, we can either start it in our sterilized soil and then transplant it, or we can draw a narrow furrow in our large (treated) growing area, lay down a  strip of newspaper that has been folded into a narrow “V” shape.  Fill this small “trough” with sterilized soil and let our seeds germinate freely here.  As they begin to grow and establish roots, they will push right through the newspaper and begin growing in the treated soil.  We can then mulch with compost that has been “treated” with corn gluten, and enjoy something very close to a weed free garden.

Also see my page on Corn Gluten.